10 PACK

• All Kinds of Smoke, Gone. Cigarettes, cigars, campfires or your favorite alternative smoke; this balm wipes odors out instantly. No sink, no soap, no fragrance, just clean and fresh hands in seconds.

• For Smokers & the Smoke-Adjacent. Perfect for smoke breaks, poker nights, camping trips, and firefighters on the job. If it smolders, Neptune’s Paste neutralizes it.

• Tough on Odor, Gentle on Skin. Powered by zinc, clay, and plant oils, this balm erases stubborn smells while shea butter and daikon root keep your hands smooth, without the greasy lotion feel.

•  Pocket-Sized, Gift-Ready. A rugged little 2oz tin that goes wherever smoke happens, tailgates, campsites, or backyard grills. Makes a fun, practical gift for smokers, campers, or anyone who lives around fire.

Handmade, No Nonsense. Small-batch, vegan, cruelty-free, and waterless. No synthetics, no filler, just functional odor removal hand-crafted on Florida’s Gulf Coast.

Why It Works:

• Zinc + Clay: Neutralize smoke and ash odors on contact.
   

• Shea Butter + Coconut Oil: Moisturize without leaving your hands greasy.
   

• Arrowroot + Tapioca: Keep skin fresh and dry.
   

• Daikon Root Extract: Smooth glide, fast absorption.
   

Real-Life Uses:

• Road trip pit stops where you don’t have access to a sink.
   

• Smoke breaks at work when you’d prefer to come back unnoticed.
   

• Grilling at a tailgate and not wanting greasy, smoky fingers on your beer can.
   

• After tending the bonfire at a campsite—before crawling into a sleeping bag.

• Shake hands after a smoke break without raising eyebrows.
   

• Enjoy cigars at poker night—without smelling like one the next day.
   

• Camp, grill, or light up alternative smoke—without the lingering funk.

• Firefighters and pitmasters who want the blaze, not the aftersmell.

• Coming back from the bar after a smoke break and not wanting your clothes or hands to tell the story.
   

• Hopping out of the cigar lounge but heading straight to dinner with friends.
   

• After a backyard BBQ where you smell more like charcoal than the ribs.
   

• Post-concert campfire session—before you crash in a tent with three other people.
   

• Long shift fighting smoke (firefighters, pitmasters, line cooks) and needing to feel clean fast.
   

• Clearing alternative smoke ash or resin smells from your hands after rolling, packing, or cleaning gear.
   

• Road trip pit stops where you don’t have access to a sink.
   

• Smoke breaks at work when you’d prefer to come back unnoticed.
   

• Grilling at a tailgate and not wanting greasy, smoky fingers on your beer can.
   

• After tending the bonfire at a campsite—before crawling into a sleeping bag.

Handmade in small batches, Neptune’s Paste™ Smoker’s Edition is clean, concentrated, and built for people who live around smoke—but don’t want to wear it.

Due to the nature of our products, all sales are final. We do not accept returns or issue refunds unless the item is damaged, defective, the seal has been tampered with or incorrect upon arrival. 

• Must be reported to support@neptunespaste.com within 7 days of delivery 

• Must include clear photo or video evidence 

• Eligible for a one-time replacement  

Orders are processed within 1–2 business days. Standard shipping typically takes 3–5 business days within the U.S. You’ll receive tracking details by email once your order ships. We currently ship only within the U.S. and do not support PO boxes. For questions about your shipment, contact us at support@neptunespaste.com